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THE WEENIE – 3,400 vertical feet

It's called "The Weenie" but anyone whose ridden 3,400 vertical feet over 30 miles knows better. Your goal is 7 checkpoints across south Vashon Island, plus you get to the BBQ a little earlier.

THE WEASEL – 6,500 vertical feet

"The Weasel" has 6,500 vertical feet of climbing over 50 miles. This full tour of Vashon Island has 13 checkpoints, and although you're spared Maury Island, you'll ride (or walk) the toughest hill: "Burma Road".

THE IDIOT – 10,000 vertical feet

“The Idiot,” with 10,000 vertical feet of climbing, is the equivalent of the Alpe d’Huez, Col Du Aspin and Col du Galibier combined! This 80-mile course has 18 checkpoints, and is a full tour of both Vashon and Maury Islands.

WALKERS, RUNNERS & NON-RIDERS - Choose Your Distance!

Walkers and runners can be idiots, weasels and weenies too! For more info about alternative options, please contact This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..

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