2025 Monty Python & the Holy Grail Theme

1. Limerick brought to you by: Straight on Strength
   (Checkpoint #1 - Shawnee)
   
   There was a black knight in the wood
   Who said “None shall pass” (cuz he could!)
   As each limb fell away
   The Knight would then say
   “Tis but a flesh wound, I’m good”
   
   
2. Limerick brought to you by: Island Queen
   (Checkpoint #2 – Pohl Road)
   ​
   African swallows fly fast
   The ground that they cover is vast
   Add coconuts, though?
   Those birds get quite slow!
   In a race, they would finish dead last.
   
   
3. Limerick brought to you by: Vashon Pharmacy
   (Checkpoint #5 - Cove Motel)
   
   There once were the Knights Who Say “Ni”
   Who ask that you cut down a tree
   You can’t use a wedge
   Or an ax or a sledge
   You must use a herring, you see
   
   
4. Limerick brought to you by: Windermere Real Estate
   (Lunch Stop – Pandora’s Box)
   
   There at the mouth of a cave
   Killer rabbits will challenge the brave
   Not just a cute bunny
   Those rabbits aren’t funny!
   They’ll put you right into your grave!
   
   
5. Limerick brought to you by: John L. Scott Real Estate
   (Checkpoint #11 - VCA)
   
   In a time of kings and round tables
   Comes a tale that defies all the labels
   It’s a quest for a grail
   By knights in chainmail
   It’s simply the wildest of fables.
   
   
6. Limerick brought to you by: Sawbones
   (Jensen Point)
   
   These limericks have had a nice run
   We’ve had us some Holy Grail fun
   But we needed one more 
   To finish the chore
   So “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!” (Are we done?)
   

2024 Limericks

1. Limerick brought to you by: Vashon Baking Company
   
   You’re now on a p​art of our isle
   ​Where shipbuilding ruled for a while
   But change came to pass
   The biz ran out of gas
   But we still have old pics in a file!
   
   
2. Limerick brought to you by: John L. Scott Real Estate
   
   You’ve been at this awhile but ahead
   Come the hills that fill many with dread
   Evil twins are about
   “This blows!” you will shout
   In fact, f-bombs may burst from your head
   
   
3. Limerick brought to you by: Windermere Real Estate
   
   ​Soon you will grab a quick lunch
   Even though you’ve been eating a bunch
   As the calories burn
   You quickly do learn
   All this food really does pack a punch!
   
   
4. Limerick brought to you by: The Vashon Athletic Club
   
   Here comes the park Lisabeula
   Don’t let the rough pavement fool ya
   The view is sublime
   The treats will be prime
   When you’re through you will say “hallelujah!”
   
   
5. Limerick brought to you by: The Vashon Pharmacy
   
   There once was this idiot Bill
   Who rode with a friend we’ll call Phil
   “Though my legs are aflame”
   He was heard to exclaim,
   ​“There’s a taco feast after this hill!!!”