FOUR COURSES

Courses & Maps

Twelve miles to eighty. Eight hundred vertical feet to ten thousand. Pick one. You can always change your mind at the fork — nobody has to know.

Cancelled
The Tourist

12 mi · 800 ft

Cancelled due to road construction
on Judd Creek Bridge

For people who want to be part of this without making it a whole thing. Cruise up to Vashon town, get your passport stamped, eat something good, go home with your dignity intact. Also about half the price of the other courses. Genuinely excellent value.

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The Weenie

33 mi · 3,600 ft

Don't let the name fool you. Three thousand six hundred vertical feet over 33 miles earns you the right to eat whatever you want at the Taco Feast and not explain yourself to anyone. The name is historical. The hills are not.

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The Weasel

58 mi · 6,900 ft

A full tour of the island's greatest hits: Burma Road, the Evil Twins, the Lisabeula rollercoaster. You skip Maury Island. The Idiots will mention this at the Taco Feast.

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The Idiot

80 mi · 10,000 ft

You go around Vashon. Then you go around Maury. When you meet the Devil on Burma Road, you are roughly one third of the way home. Handlebar streamers are traditional. No one knows why. Don't ask. Just ride.

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