FOUR COURSES

Courses & Maps

Twelve miles to eighty. Eight hundred vertical feet to ten thousand. Pick one. You can always change your mind at the fork — nobody has to know.


PLEASE NOTE: UPDATED MAPS WITH 2026 DETOUR NOW AVAILABLE BELOW.

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PLEASE NOTE: UPDATED MAPS WITH 2026 DETOUR NOW AVAILABLE BELOW. 〰️

Cancelled
The Tourist

12 mi · 800 ft

Cancelled due to road construction
on Judd Creek Bridge -
c’mon and ride the Weenie with us!


For people who want to be part of this without making it a whole thing. Cruise up to Vashon town, get your passport stamped, eat something good, go home with your dignity intact. Also about half the price of the other courses. Genuinely excellent value.

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The Weenie

33 mi · 3,600 ft

Don't let the name fool you. Three thousand six hundred vertical feet over 33 miles earns you the right to eat whatever you want at the Taco Feast and not explain yourself to anyone. The name is historical. The hills are not.

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The Weasel

58 mi · 6,900 ft

A full tour of the island's greatest hits: Burma Road, the Evil Twins, the Lisabeula rollercoaster. You skip Maury Island. The Idiots will mention this at the Taco Feast.

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The Idiot

80 mi · 10,000 ft

You go around Vashon. Then you go around Maury. When you meet the Devil on Burma Road, you are roughly one third of the way home. Handlebar streamers are traditional. No one knows why. Don't ask. Just ride.

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Judd Creek Bridge Detour Edition

The Idiot

80 mi · 10,000 ft

You go around Vashon. Then you go around Maury. When you meet the Devil on Burma Road, you are roughly one third of the way home. Handlebar streamers are traditional. No one knows why. Don't ask. Just ride.

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Judd Creek Bridge Detour Edition

The Weasel

58 mi · 6,900 ft

A full tour of the island's greatest hits: Burma Road, the Evil Twins, the Lisabeula rollercoaster. You skip Maury Island. The Idiots will mention this at the Taco Feast.

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Judd Creek Bridge Detour Edition

The Weenie

33 mi · 3,600 ft

Don't let the name fool you. Three thousand six hundred vertical feet over 33 miles earns you the right to eat whatever you want at the Taco Feast and not explain yourself to anyone. The name is historical. The hills are not.

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2026 CANCELLED DUE TO JUDD CREEK BRIDGE DETOUR

The Tourist

12 mi · 800 ft

Cancelled due to road construction
on Judd Creek Bridge

c’mon and ride the Weenie with us!

For people who want to be part of this without making it a whole thing. Cruise up to Vashon town, get your passport stamped, eat something good, go home with your dignity intact. Also about half the price of the other courses. Genuinely excellent value.

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  • Strava Club

    Connect with other P2P riders year-round. Join the Passport2Pain club on Strava to share routes, segments, and pre-ride prep.

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  • By Ferry

    Washington State Ferries run from Fauntleroy (West Seattle), Southworth, and Point Defiance (Tacoma) to Vashon. Check WSDOT for schedules — they fill up on event days.

    WSDOT Ferry Info →‍ ‍

  • Parking

    Jensen Point has limited parking. Arrive early or use the ferry shuttle. Detailed parking tips are on the website so you're not circling at 7 AM.

    Parking Tips →‍

  • Stay & Explore

    Vashon has a thriving arts scene, great food, galleries, and enough eccentricity to make a weekend of it. Many riders book rooms ahead.

    Things to Do on Vashon →‍

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